Nassau required footwork to be done and I dropped the ball. Castaway Cay required absolutely zero such research or work. None of the private islands really do, and that’s why cruise ships go to them and cruisers enjoy them. They are the idealistic island paradise where alcohol flows, food is free, and the beach is clean and empty except them. It is completely understandable as to why this is such a beloved thing when the fruits of colonialism are often so brutally on display elsewhere in the inhabited Caribbean.
But I digress; I shouldn’t start with a critical eye to the private island concept. Why should I? This is really the reason we booked this cruise. And in truth, if there is any reason whatsoever to book Disney Cruise Line for the majority of people in the world, I’d say this would be it.